how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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