You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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