Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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