Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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