So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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