You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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