Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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