you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
