"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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