I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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