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(417): View more from Missouri

I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride

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(720): View more from Colorado

turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"

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(559): View more from California

I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester

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(830): View more from Texas

What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple

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(732): View more from New Jersey

You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa

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(785): View more from Kansas

sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time

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(703): View more from Virginia

I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night

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Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming

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