One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
It's blow job season.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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