I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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