i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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