I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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