It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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