PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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