You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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