By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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