Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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