why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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