One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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