So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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