Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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