did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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