Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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