And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
