garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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