it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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