**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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