well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I can't trust your balls anymore.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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