so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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