Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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