I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
It's just like the Real World with babies
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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