Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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