Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
True college students do jello shots in the library
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
