Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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