Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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