Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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