I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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