singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
