there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
do nipples grow back?
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