Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Four minutes until I can fart!
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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