You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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