I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Randomize
