Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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