sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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