I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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