Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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