come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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