I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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