If i come over, it means nothing
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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