Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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