Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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