So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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