A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Walk of Shame today included voting.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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