I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
