do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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